I love my husband because....

I love my husband because he is willing to help and hold back mockery.

I have the most amazing pair of boots and I wanted to wear them the other day. I got my feet into them, but could not for the life of me zip them up. So, like the good husband he is, Justin helps squeeze my legs into the boots and zip them up. It took about twenty minutes, ripped holes in a pair of my leggings, and had me alternating between laughter and tears. After successfully zipping them up, he says I better wear them all day after all that effort. So, I run errands for twenty minutes, come home and immediately take them off. Justin yells from upstairs, "Are you taking your boots off!?" I yell back, "Yeah, I wore the wrong socks." He just glares at me.